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holy cow
This is Hildegard receiving her famous visions, from the 5-tounged Holy Spirit, with her confidant monk Volmar in the corner.
Student: ” ‘Confidant….HAH! PLEASE! Do you mean ‘escort’?”
Teacher: “NO GUYS, he’s her confidant. He writes down her visions and stuff! GRR”
Student: “Look, he’s totally creepin’ on her while she gets tounged by God!”
Belanova: Tus Ojos.
1 2 3 GO! by Belanova.
“Oh … well …” she shrugged. “I think they think I’m a bit odd, you know. Some people call me ‘Loony’ Lovegood, actually.”
The second ingredient in my chocolate milk is high fructose corn syrup. There aren’t even words.
