December 2009
93 posts
A Voicemail for Ed Butkin
What I was starting to say was:
your voicemail is hysterical. someone should compose a star voicemail song for me too…
my guess, is that you’re sitting in a cheese cellar playing Castle Age with Sarah on fb, or writing in depth book reviews on something intellectual and obscure
and a total aside, I just finished reading “Widdershins” by Charles de Lint, and was told to...
Sarah, You're Looking Rather Gratuitious Today!
Blue
April: Hello?
Me: Hiiii...
April: Well, you sound a little BLUE! [in cheeriest voice possible]
Me: [No longer blue] I love you. And this is why I called you.
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Do you have any idea what you're doing??
“YES. I am about to destroy the most feared alien in the world with four extraterrestrial worms and a mailman.”
My sis and I watched Men In Black 2 last night, and it was awesome.
Calcentines
Me, thinking styles: So, what kind of socks do you want?
Dad, without missing a beat: Bamboo Rayon.
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A team of highly...”
– Youtube. ??
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Stereotyping People by Their Favorite Authors
I just wanted to highlight my favorites from this list, from @libraryland
Nicole Krauss: Girls who intern at Nylon but end up moving back to the Midwest for their real job.
J.D. Salinger: Kids who don’t fit in (duh).
Stephanie Meyer: People who type like this: OMG. Mah fAvvv <3 <3.
Harper Lee: People who have read only one book in their life and it was To Kill A Mockingbird (and it was...
It's That Time Again!
Damien: Candy cane-grams! Taylor Zimmerman? Two for you. Glenn Cocco? Four for you, Glenn Cocco! You go, Glenn Cocco! And Kaddie Heron. Do we have a Kaddie Heron here?
Cady: It’s Cady.
Damien: Oh, Cady, here you go. One for you. And none for Gretchen Wieners. Bye.
On The Statue, "Menkaure & Khamerernebty"
Me: "Ok, so it's his wife, Khamerernebty."
Christian: "Kamernsjovno;asiehbeoyw WHAT???"
Me: "Khamer. ER. neb-ty."
Christian: "It's like Tracy sayin COME HERE to 'Peter in the Park': KHAMER, PETURR!"
Art History Quoteables: Methods of Relaxation
Me, on studying: "We're gonna have to start doing some of our AP Art History yoga to calm us down soon...."
Christian: "...or some crack..."
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Nest Pretty Things →
Beautiful, dainy, delicate vintage-inspired finds. So lovely.
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Jammin in ASL →
This girl’s music videos are my new favorite thing
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Fake Karl on Bargains! →
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Karen: You wanna do something fun? You wanna go to Taco Bell? Regina: I can’t go to Taco Bell, I’m on an all-carb diet. God, Karen, you are so stupid!
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Daily Discovery
I wish I could’ve snapped a picture of my sister sitting at the kitchen island holding a pineapple upside down and wondering out loud, “How do pineapples grow? Like this? It looks unusual.”
(We wound up googling it on google.kr, and discovered that pineapples grow out of sweet bushes, bottoms first. go figure. mind blown)
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“Every man ought to be inquisitive through every hour of his great adventure down...”
– Frank Moore Colby
“Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature, nor do the...”
– Helen Keller
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Consider This My New To-Do List →
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Fake Karl on Christopher Kane:
Christopher Kane is remarkable in that he has graduated from Central St. Martins and managed to produce a semi-decent collection, once or twice. Of course- this is in between creating lazy collections where he places photos of mushroom clouds onto simple dresses and calls it “design”. Bravo, Mr. Kane- this is why you’re not in couture.
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“To fear the Lord is to hate evil; I hate pride and arrogance, evil behavior and...”
– Proverbs 8:13.
something to work towards.
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“Resentment is like drinking poison and then hoping it will kill your enemies.”
– Nelson Mandela (as found in The Success Principles by Jack Canfield) (via lovepuppy)
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Be careful, then, how you live --
gotjesus:
not as unwise but as wise, making the most of every opportunity, because the days are evil. Therefore do not be foolish , but understand what the Lords will is. Do not get drunk on wine, which leads to debauchery. Instead be filled with the Spirit. Speak to one another with psalms, hymns and spiritual songs. Sing and make music in your heart to the Lord, always giving thanks to...
