I'm Causing Myself Such Pain
…by looking through the schedule for SXSW 2010, which I obvs did not go to and will probably not have the means to go to for a very, very long time.
Read: I MISSED DUSTIN O’HALLORAN.
“They say the woodcutter died of a broken heart. His spirit became a rooster, and that is why each dawn the cock crows, Pagkuuuuuk! Pagkuuuuk!—it sounds like it is crying “Pumpkin soup! Pumpkin soup! I can’t return because of the pumpkin soup!” —The Woodcutter in the Korean Folk Tale “The Heavenly Maiden and the Woodcutter”, on being cast out of Heaven…
“Never admonish library patrons for listening to their headphones too loudly. Instead, a librarian should stand beside the offending patron, dance a vigorous MC Hammer dance, and say, “Wow! I’m really digging that jam!” Your endorsement will render the patron’s coolness null and void, and send him or her running out of the library in embarrassment.” —A Librarian’s Guide to Etiquette: Volume, Pump down the (via florencecraye) (via libraryland)