April 2010
41 posts
Miracles
Jeremy Messersmith
Miracles by Jeremy Messersmith
Wonderland: Class with Jill →
j-teen.tumblr.com
Fifth hour during block day at school…oh dear. This is quite a class. We have an hour and a half and we spend most of the time doing a devotional and listen to good old Jill talk about, well, I’m never really sure what she’s talking about. I just listen with open eyes and usually pass the time…
I LOVE JILL. *baha*
Yesterday, she spent the - not exaggerating - first half hour of class telling stories about the moles that her husband Bob (pronounced BAAAB in Jill-speak) blows out of the ground by strategiecally placing ‘bionic worms’ in his garden, which detonate the stomachs of any tiny critter that has the misfourtune of ingesting them. So really what I’m saying is, we could go sit in Jill’s yard and watch moles explode from the ground if we wanted to.
(and PS, I get on tumblr during writing labs too…hee)
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME VO-CAB??
March 2010
71 posts
i really just want coffee
(via comelylittletree)
I'm Causing Myself Such Pain
…by looking through the schedule for SXSW 2010, which I obvs did not go to and will probably not have the means to go to for a very, very long time.
Read: I MISSED DUSTIN O’HALLORAN.
*sniff*
Pity me.
“They say the woodcutter died of a broken heart. His spirit became a rooster, and that is why each dawn the cock crows, Pagkuuuuuk! Pagkuuuuk!—it sounds like it is crying “Pumpkin soup! Pumpkin soup! I can’t return because of the pumpkin soup!”
—The Woodcutter in the Korean Folk Tale “The Heavenly Maiden and the Woodcutter”, on being cast out of Heaven…
“Never admonish library patrons for listening to their headphones too loudly. Instead, a librarian should stand beside the offending patron, dance a vigorous MC Hammer dance, and say, “Wow! I’m really digging that jam!” Your endorsement will render the patron’s coolness null and void, and send him or her running out of the library in embarrassment.”
—A Librarian’s Guide to Etiquette: Volume, Pump down the (via florencecraye) (via libraryland)
Taller Children
Elizabeth and the Catapult
SXSW Artist: Elizabeth and the Catapult’s Taller Children (from spinner.com)
